My friend Helen is throwing a garden party today. She’s already said she’s worried that lots of people won’t come because it’s not bright and sunny, so I feel guilty and like I should go.
However.
It’s raining. The only person I know that is going is a girl I used to get on with but who really doesn’t like me and, when drunk, talks about anal sex and how much she likes orgasms with her boyfriend which is not something I’m interested in. I have work at 7, so I’d have to leave about 5/5:30 anyway. I’ve just come out of the gym so I’m all sweaty and hot, and to be honest I really don’t want to go.
But I feel bad for letting this girl down, and she KNOWS I’m supposed to be coming.
Oh…balls.
I have to go.
I don’t want to. Gaaah. But I have to.
3 Comments
July 6, 2008 at 6:17 pm
What? You mean you don’t like orgasms with that girl’s boyfriend? I’m shocked!
I hope it wasn’t as bad as you thought it would be! Have just finished reading ‘Yes Man’ by Danny Wallace – it’s brilliant. And it’s made me want to say yes to everything. Within reason. Obv.
So, please don’t give me that girl’s boyfriend’s number, because I might feel that I’d have to say yes to whatever was suggested…and Bren wouldn’t like it. No, he really wouldn’t!
Soph x
July 6, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Orgasms – with or without anal sex – should only be conversational fodder between consenting adults. And if you (the listener) is not consenting, orgasms (see above re anal sex) should be withdrawn. From the conversational circle, obv.
And no, he wouldn’t.
Hmmm…. (ponders deeply)… perhaps I should say yes to everything, just to see where I end up?
July 7, 2008 at 11:00 am
Soph – I didn’t go in the end. I had a hair crisis and that just pushed me over the edge
Bren – If you said yes to everything, you’d probably end up naked in Siberia tied to a camel.