Geeking it up

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Surely, this is the best thing to come out of BBC Wales ever?
Hell, surely this is the best thing to come out of WALES ever?

Why I love Stephy

*Amy opens up an MSN Window*
Amy says:
Hello
Amy says:
Would you like a Malteser?
Stephy says:
i would love one!
Stephy says:

Amy says:
Open your mouth
Stephy says:
*opens mouth*
Amy says:
*throws into mouth*
Stephy says:
*hits eye instead*
Stephy says:
*eye falls out and is replaced by malteaser*
Stephy says:
lol
Amy says:
Hahahaha
Amy says:
You could be a superhero
Amy says:
With [...]

Ranting

Okay. I am afraid that this is going to be a serious, serious rant, so I do apologise in advance for any incoherent-ness, or any sentences that end with more than three exclamation points.
Basically, it’s about people constantly thinking that they know me better than I do. Guess what? You don’t. The phrase “I know [...]

A Very Good Day

It’s been a good day
I have done quite a lot of revision today. If nothing else I’ve finished Political Ideologies – woo! There’s quite a lot to go, but I’m getting through it slowly. Veeeeery slowly.
I’ve decided that when I get a bit more time, I’m going to make a Philosophy website. Everything [...]

Poorly Car

My banana car is broked
The brakes have problems (toooold you) and the wheels are warped, or buckled, or something like that. All I know is that it’s the wheels and the brakes, and they’re both kinda important, so I’m not to drive it until it’s fixed.
It’s currently sitting in the Fiat garage, no [...]

Getting my backside into gear

I have two minutes before it’s officially 9am and I have to start work, so I’ll make this quick.
My car went in for an MOT today. I’d quite worried. I love my little banana, and it drives really really well, but what if there’s some unseen problem that will cost lots of money to fix? [...]

The Goodness Glow

Remember I wrote about the Simon Amstell gig with the really crap audience?
Well, I felt really bad for Simon (how horrible it must be to stand on a stage and tell jokes whilst no-one laughs!) so I sent him an e-mail saying:
“I’m not sure if I’m sending this to the right place or not, but [...]

New miracle ideas

An apology to the male readers out there, but this needs to be said. Slash ranted about. It’s a very ranty time.
You see, I have the worst PMT in the world.
My parents are avoiding me at the moment, because everything they say is irritating me and I keep shouting. My head is pounding, despite the [...]

Bank Holiday

Lying in bed with a cup of tea, Classic FM playing in the background, a packet of chocolate biscuits and my laptop, about to write something.
God, I love Bank Holidays

Life and Simon Amstell

Do you remember when life wasn’t complicated?
It was a case of wake up, go to school, come home, play all night, sleep. Up til about the age of 11. When everything was easy and fine and pretty fun. Now everything seems so goddamn hard – I’m fighting constantly against myself, against other people, against things [...]